Damn funny must see!!

某美女, 决定下重金, 让自己瘦身. 花十几万元以后,她觉得非常满意!
A woman, decided to spend few millions to keep herself thin. and she like the result

　　回家路上, 在报摊, 买了份报纸, 找钱的时候, 她问老板：“不好意思, 你猜我几岁？”
Way home, on a paper shop, she brought a newspapaer and asked the shopkeeper how old am i?
　　老板说：32。
Shopkeeper said "32"
　　她好高兴：47啦！
She happy and said... 42 lah!
　　接着,她去麦当劳.问柜台的小姐同样的问题。
After that she went to Mcdonals and ask the counter girl the same question
　　小姐说：我猜29。
The gal said : 29
　　她好高兴: 不是, 47啦!
She happy and said... no.. 42 lah!
　　兴高采烈，她去街角的统一超市买包口香糖，忍不住又问那里的柜台小姐。　小姐说: 嗯, 我猜30。
She very happy and went to a supermarket,.. also asked the same question to the counter gal.... the gal answer 30
　　她好得意: 47, 谢谢!
She felt stratified and said.. 47. Thanks
　　等公车的时候，她又问旁边的老头。
On the bus stop .. she asked a old man about the same question
　　老头说：我78岁了，眼睛不好，看不出来。不过，年轻的时候有种方法可以确定。如果你让我把手伸进你的胸罩里，我绝对可以知道你的年纪！
Sorry.. my eye not good but i can touch your breast and know your answer.
　　半晌无声，空旷的大街上，她终于忍不住好奇：好吧!你试试看。
The woman without saying any word and agreed
　　老头把手伸入她的衬衫，又伸进她的胸罩，开始缓慢而仔细地摸索。
The old man slowly touch her breast
　　几分钟以后, 她说：好了，你猜我几岁？老头又捏了最后一下，把手拿出来。说：女士，你47岁。
After few minute... ok.. guess how old am i? The old man said,.. Erm.... 47!!
　　美女大吃一惊，惊讶的问: 好厉害! 你怎么知道的？
The woman shocked and said.. you memang hebat huh(amazing!).. how did you know!
　　“保证不生气？”
You not angry if i said?
　　“不生气! ”
No..
　　老头的回答让美女晕倒：......................
The old man said .... and the woman pengsan
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　　老头说：在麦当劳, 我排你后面。
The old man said, when you are at Mcdonal i'm at you back when queuing..
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