令女教師尷尬的問題18+

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女教師：“有三隻鳥在電線上，你用汽槍打下其中一隻，那電線上還有幾隻？”
彼得：“一隻都不剩。”

女教師：“為什麼？”
彼得：“因為另兩隻受到槍聲驚嚇飛走了。”

女教師：“從數學上來講，應該還剩兩隻。不過我很喜歡你的思路

彼得：“老師，我有一個問題想請教您。有三位女人在公園裏各買了一根冰棒，
有一位舔著吃，一位咬著吃，還有一位含著吃，您認為哪一位是已經結婚的？”

女教師想了想，紅著臉囁嚅道：“我想應該是含著吃的那位。”

彼得得意地說：“不對，是帶著結婚戒指的那位。不過我很喜歡您的思路。

Teacher : There was three bird on the tree, if i shoot one down, how many birds remain on tree?
Potter : "Zero"

Teacher : Why ?
Potter : Because the two more heard the gun shoot and fly away

Teacher : But on mathematics way there should remain 2 birds. But i like the way you thinking

Potter : I ask you another question, there way three girl on the park eating ice-cream, first was licking, second girl was biting, and the third one is SucKing. So you think which one is married?

Teacher : (think a while and shame) "I think is the one who sucking

Potter : ('berlagak' and say) "answer is the one who wearing a ring" But i do like the way you think !!

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TQ. *I lazy to find dictionary.